if you’re under 5’5” you’re weak and natural selection is coming for your ass
if you’re over 5’7” you’re weak and the top of a doorway is coming for your head
it’s a good day to be 5’6”
If you’re 5’11” you’re at the top of the food chain. Bow down bitches.
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
MONSTERS INC IS A PIXAR FILM YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
What is this?
This disappoints me, I mean
you’re kidding me, right?
We expected better from you.
Last time I checked, this
was a WAY better method of providing wholesome entertainment than
Where’s the empathy?
Where’s the humor?
C’mon Disney, give today’s kids something to remember.
Something that won’t kill their brain cells or give them bad ideas.
Because let’s face it:
Get well soon, old friend.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT